那些你永远猜不到结尾的神反转句子，爆笑来袭，总有一个能逗乐你(3)

8、你一定要记得那些每天都陪你聊到深夜的人
Make sure you remember the people you talk to late into the night with every day
就是因为他们，
Because of them,
才让你经常熬夜，身体变差，黑眼圈变重重，皮肤这么差的！
Just let you often stay up late, the body becomes bad, dark circles become heavy, the skin is so bad!
9、今天出去买菜，看到老板说：“两块半一斤”
today went out to buy vegetables, see the boss said: "two and a half a kilo"
前面的大姐说：“便宜点儿，两块五，行吧！”
The elder sister in front said, "Make it cheaper, $2.50, ok!"
老板：“行行行，本来就不赚钱！”
Boss: "line line line, do not make money originally!"

10、第一次坐地铁，听说禁止携带易燃易爆品，
When I took the subway for the first time, I heard that inflammable and explosive products are prohibited.
我默默下车了，
I got off in silence.
因为我，
Because of me,
可爱到爆炸！
Cute as hell!