神反转的搞笑句子，幽默风趣，适合发朋友圈搞怪一下(2)

5、在外面缺钱用的，一定要过来找我，我一定会告诉你，我也没有。
If you are short of money outside, you must come to me. I will tell you that I don"t have any.
6、只有丑的才谈恋爱，我们美的卖电磁炉，空调，冰箱。
Only ugly people fall in love. Midea sells induction cooker, air conditioner and refrigerator.

7、在网吧打游戏，保洁阿姨来到我身边说：这个水瓶...
我：不喝了，阿姨你拿走吧。
阿姨：不是，我是说你这个水平挺菜的。
Playing games in Internet cafes, cleaning aunt came to me and said: this water bottle
Me: No, auntie, you can take it.
Aunt: No, I mean your level is very good.
8、我儿子有一次问我，为什么烟盒上写着吸烟有害健康，你还吸烟。我吐了口烟圈跟他说，你们寒假作业上不也写着假期快乐吗？
My son once asked me why it was written on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health, and you still smoke. I vomited a cigarette ring and said to him, don"t you have a happy holiday on your winter vacation homework?