神反转的搞笑句子，幽默风趣，适合发朋友圈搞怪一下(3)

9、小时候觉得自己长大了就可以拯救世界，长大了才发现这个世界都拯救不了我。
When I was a child, I felt that I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the world could not save me.
10、好希望自己喜欢的人可以用钱买到，这样我就彻底死心了。
I hope that the people I like can buy it with money, so I will give up completely.

11、我还是忘不掉他，每次路过殡仪馆都以为烧的是他。
I still can"t forget him. Every time I pass by the funeral home, I think it"s him that burned.
12、明天第一次见家长，好紧张，不知道叔叔阿姨的脾气好不好，好不好说话，毕竟是我先动手打了人家的孩子。
I"m very nervous when I see my parents for the first time tomorrow. I don"t know whether my uncle and aunt are good tempered or not. After all, I beat other people"s children first.