美剧《天堂镇警局（2018）》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词(2)

爸爸 你没事吧
Fuck, no, Kevin! No, I"m not okay!
操 凯文 不 我有事
Sorry, Dad. I"ll put the safety on.
抱歉 爸爸 我来上保险
My other nut!
我另一个蛋蛋
That"s not thexa0safety, that"s the trigger you little asshole!
那不是保险 那是扳机 你这个小混蛋
Oh my God.
天啊
Officer down?
警官受伤
Good morning. How"s my favorite dad?
早上好 我最喜欢的爸爸今天怎么样
Kevin, I"m a divorced guy with no balls
凯文 我是个没有蛋蛋的离婚男子
who has to wear a testosterone
只能靠睾酮贴
patch to keep his mustache from falling out.
才能维持我的胡子不掉下来
So I"m shitting rainbows. Yay! That"s great, Dad.
所以我爽的不行 太棒了 爸爸
Say, do you still have that open position on the force?
你的警队里还缺人吗
What do you think? No one wants to be a cop anymore.
你以为呢 没人想当警察了
Hello! What about me? I have told you a thousand times.
我呢 我和你说了一千次
I will never trust you to be a cop after what you did to me.
你对我做了那种事 我绝对不会让你当警察
I was having a pretty great life
在你杀害我的小宝贝们前
before you murdered my squirters.