美剧《天堂镇警局（2018）》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词(8)

问题是 没人想在这里工作
Except for me.
除了我
Kevin, what the hell are you doing in that uniform?
凯文 你穿着警服干什么
I"m officially a cop! Mom hired me! Ha-ha!
我正式成为一名警察了 妈雇了我
Mayors can do that.
市长可以这么做
Funny story, I divorced this sexist, piece of shit asshole
给大家讲个有趣的故事 我和这个性感的
who said a woman could never get elected mayor.
认为女人是不能当选为市长的混蛋离婚了
You ran against a pig in a t-shirt,
你和一只穿着T恤的猪竞选
who won the popular vote, by the way.
顺便说一下 它赢得了普选
Karen, I do not want this sack sniper working here.
凯伦 我不想让这废物在这工作
It doesn"t matter what you want. This"ll be good for Kevin.
你怎么想不重要 这对凯文有好处
Yeah, I"ve been dreaming of proudly wearing this
是的 我这辈子一直梦想能骄傲地穿上
puckering butt-hole my entire life.
这皱屁眼子制服
It"s a sunset.
那是日落
And face it, he"s the only cop you can afford.
面对现实吧 他是你唯一雇得起的警察了
Well, that"s your fault, Mr. Mayor, the whole town is broke.
那是你的错 市长大人 整座城市都破产了
Trust me, I"ve been looking for money everywhere I can.