粤语笑话四则：你爱我像谁(2)

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男仔问：“哩碟黯然销魂饭，系我亲手为你炒嘅。可唔可以食出有D咩特别呢？”
A boy asked, "This is the egg fried rice I cooked for you. Can you tell the difference?"
女仔答：“好似冇乜特别。”男仔话：“炒蛋用嘅薄荷，係我亲手种嘅。我每日都会带住对你嘅思念，为薄荷淋水。”
The girl said, "There seems to be no difference." The boy said, "I planted the mint for scrambled eggs myself. I miss you and watering it every day..."
善于发现表象相似嘅事物背后嘅唔同源头，就能增加情趣。
Be good at distinguishing the different sources behind similar things, can we increase interest and wisdom.
普通话版：
男孩问：“这是我亲手为你做的蛋炒饭，你能吃出有什么区别吗？”
女孩说：“好像没啥不同。”男孩说：“炒蛋用的薄荷是我亲手种的，我每天带着对你的思念，来为薄荷浇水……”
善于分辨表象相似的事物背后的不同源头，就能增加智慧。

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女仔问：“我屋企只猫大肚，你识唔识点帮只猫接生？”
A girl asked, "My cat is in labor. Do you know how to accouche? Come and help!"
男仔话：“粤语有一句话叫做「阿茂整饼，冇嗰样整嗰样」。猫原本习惯自己揾个地方匿埋嚟生仔嘅，你为佢接生，仲反而增加风险啦。”
The boy said, "There"s a saying in Cantonese, "Ah MAO makes cakes, do something no one has done before". Cats are used to find a quiet place to hide and give birth by nature. Don"t you increase the risk by deliberately accouche？"