粤语笑话四则：你爱我像谁(3)

女仔话：“咁我第日生仔嗰阵，你系咪打算揾个地方匿埋，就唔理我呢？”
The girl got angry and said, "So when I give birth, are you going to find a quiet place to hide and ignore me? !”
普通话：
女孩问：“我家的猫临盆了，你懂得为猫接生吗？赶紧来帮忙吧！”
男孩说：“粤语中有句话叫「阿茂整饼，冇嗰样整嗰样」。猫的天性是喜欢找个地方躲起来，安静地分娩。你故意去动它，岂不增大风险？”
女孩生气地说：“那我今后生孩子时，你是不是也打算找个安静的地方躲起来，不理我呢？！”

4、福祸相生：
朋友话：“我养咗只孔雀。因为要出国，只能喺网上低价放卖，希望搵到人照顾好佢。
The friend said, "I have a peacock. One day, I had to go abroad and couldn"t take care of it, so I sold it online at a low price. I wish to find someone to take care of it.
搵到买家之后，我第日就忍唔住问佢：只雀宜家点啊，听唔听话呢？结果卖家答：一D都唔好食，唔值哩个价！”
When I found a buyer, the next day I couldn"t wait to ask: How did it do? Still good? To which the buyer replied: it"s not worth the price, it tastes terrible."
善于分辨相同动作背后嘅不同动机，就能避免误会。
Be good at distinguishing the different motivations behind the same action, can we avoid misunderstandings.