「搞笑」句句精辟的搞笑句子，简短有趣，愿你笑出一整天的好心情

现在脚好冷啊。好想借小哪吒的风火轮踩几天。
Now my feet are so cold. I really want to borrow Little Nezha"s hot wheels for a few days.
今天早上出地铁站的时候自动扶梯发生故障，我被困在上面一个多小时，所以迟到了。
The escalator broke down when I left the subway station this morning. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.

“老师，你的益达”“不，是你的一沓，一沓无糖小作业，关爱假期，更关心你”
"Teacher, your Yida" "No, it"s a pile of yours, a pile of sugar-free small homework, caring for the holidays, caring about you more
如果我中了五百万，我觉得还是捐进自己的账户吧。
If I win 5 million, I think it ’s better to donate it to my account.

不要相信什么一见钟情，因为你不能一眼看出对方挣多少钱。