「搞笑」句句精辟的搞笑句子，简短有趣，愿你笑出一整天的好心情(4)

公交车上，我频频看你，你也频频看我，我对你一见钟情，你却紧紧捂着钱包。
On the bus, I watched you frequently, and you watched me too. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clutched your wallet tightly.
切洋葱的时候，我总是闭着眼睛以为这样就不会流眼泪了，但当我切到手的那一瞬还是哭了。
When chopping onions, I always closed my eyes and thought that there would be no tears, but the moment I cut my hands, I still cried.

年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。
When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was even.
“对于烟盒上印着‘吸烟有害健康’你怎么看？”“就像是在暑假作业本上印着暑假快乐一样”。
"What do you think of the words" Smoking is harmful to health "printed on the cigarette case?" "It"s like the summer vacation happy book is printed on the summer vacation workbook."
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