「搞笑」句句精辟的搞笑句子，简短有趣，愿你笑出一整天的好心情(2)

Don"t believe in love at first sight, because you can"t see at a glance how much money the other party makes.
我的钱包就像个洋葱，每次打开都叫我泪流满面。
My wallet is like an onion, and every time I open it, it bursts into tears.

上课走了神，想知道老师上到第几页，才发现周围的人页数都不一样！
I lost my mind in class and wanted to know what page the teacher got to, only to find that the number of people around was different!
考试作文主题是：什么是勇气，我了交卷，而卷子的作文只有五个字，这就是勇气。
The theme of the test composition is: What is courage? I handed in the papers, and the composition of the paper is only five words, which is courage.

我们只有一个地球，所以大家要爱护地球；地球上只有一个我，所以大家也要爱护我！