「搞笑」句句精辟的搞笑句子，简短有趣，愿你笑出一整天的好心情(3)

We only have one earth, so everyone should love the earth; there is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!
我不是广场上算卦的，唠不出那么多你爱听的嗑。
I"m not counting the hexagrams in the square, I can"t tell you so much nibbling.

不要遇到困难或不开心就想到哭，第一滴泪是珍珠，第二滴是水晶，第三滴是露水，第四滴就是自来水。
Do n’t think of crying when you are in trouble or unhappy. The first drop is pearls, the second drop is crystal, the third drop is dew, and the fourth drop is tap water.
每天都处在心有余而智商不足，心有余而余额不足，心有余而睡眠不足的状态。
Every day, I am in a state where I have more than one heart and insufficient IQ, more than one heart and insufficient balance, more than one heart and insufficient sleep.