美剧《女子监狱》第六季第一集Part629-中英文对照台词剧本(2)

你一定很好奇
I bet you"re wondering
我这么可爱的狗狗竟然会坐牢
how a nice pooch like me ended up in a joint like this. Huh?
他们说 我还是小奶狗的时候
Well, when I was but a pup, I was, as they say,
被我叔叔侵犯了
interfered with by my uncle.
彼得叔叔 老彼
Uncle Peter. Pete.
敲门
Hey, knock-knock.
我说 你倒是敲敲门呀
I said, knock-knock!
是谁
Oh! Who"s there?
-披萨 -叫披萨什么
- Pizza. - Pizza who?
老彼是个超级大变态
Pete"s a really sick guy!
或许是我妈的错
Maybe it was my mother"s fault, you know.
她是个典型的自恋狂
A classic narcissist.
拧一个灯泡需要几个自恋狂
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
一个就够了 她拿着灯泡的时候
Just one! Well, you see, she holds the light bulb
整个世界都绕着她转了
and the whole world revolves around her!
麦克风开了吗
Is this thing on?
现代舞我可欣赏不来
I"m not really a fan of modern dance.
有人告诉我什么时候停吗
Somebody gonna tell me when to stop?
停
Stop!
好了
And there they are.
独眼朱利叶斯 红方块之王
One-eyed Julius, King of Diamonds.