电影《一百样东西》Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(3)

-你在干嘛 -健身
- What are you doing? - Working out.
健身勃起干嘛
With an erection?
走 快点儿
Go! Hurry up.
-西装在哪 -箱子里
- Where"s the suit? - In the package!
-哪个 -咖啡机旁边那个下面
- Which one? - Under the one beside the coffee machine.
很奇怪 我开始看新闻 然后特朗普发了推特
It"s funny. I start with the news, then Trump tweeted something,
然后通过猫咪视频我点进了色情主页
and via cat video links I end up at YouPorn.
特朗普 猫咪 毛片
Trump, cats, YouPorn.
默克尔 北极熊 毛片 这简直是诅咒
Merkel, polar bears, YouPorn. It"s a curse!
那双
- Got it. What shoes? - The Kanye West ones.
白色的
The white ones.
-你昨天工作到几点 -凌晨2:53
- When did you stop working yesterday? - 2:53 Am.
保罗 够了 她已经够好了
Paul, enough. She"s fine as she is.
今天她讲了她的第一个笑话
Today she made her first joke.
今天她会被卖掉 你可以休息一阵子了
Today, she"s being sold and you"ll take a break.
不要和你的作品睡觉了
Stop sleeping with your work.
我没和我的作品睡觉
I don"t sleep with my work.
靠 我要长瘤子了
Shit! I"m getting a tumor!