电影《一百样东西》Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(6)

We"re in the 13th hour and my nanny
我的保姆周末还想回家
wants to go home for the weekend.
我是安东妮塔·克莱希 欧洲高级人才侦查员
I am Antonietta Krcher, Senior Talent Scout Europe.
这二位是贝希特先生和德罗格先生
These are Mr. Becht and Mr. Drger,
我们客户的律师的律师的律师
our client"s lawyers" lawyers" lawyers.
那是戴维·扎克曼
And that"s David Zuckerman.
-谁 -谁
- Who? - Who?
扎克曼 他在看我们吗
Zuckerman. He"s watching?
是的 来这里的任何人
Yes, anyone who enters here
都有可能是下一个乔布斯
could be the next Steve Jobs.
太讽刺了
That was irony.
这里没人会成为下一个乔布斯
Nobody who enters here is the next Steve Jobs.
所以 你们带来了什么
So, what have you got for us?
其实非常简单
Well, it"s quite simple really.
我总是纳闷
I was wondering why the voice
为什么我们手机上的声音都是一样的
on my phone is the same for everyone.
无论是我还是东尼 我妈还是你们在用
Regardless of whether I use it, or Toni, or my mother, or you.
总是一样枯燥的声音
It"s always the same dull voice.
所以我在想 假如我们的手机
So I figured, what if our phone...