电影《舞台老妈（2020）》Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(2)

晚上好 女士们先生们
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
我是灰灰·松饼 我不得不警告你们 这松饼里有坚果
I"m Dusty Muffin. And I gotta warn you, this muffin has nuts.
以防你们过敏
You know, in case you"re allergic.
欢迎来到我们的秀 别碰逼哦
Welcome to our show: Leave it, it"s Beaver!
什么 甜心 你是直的
Oh, what, honey, you"re straight?
没错 猜猜怎样
Yeah, guess what.
意大利面也这德性
So is spaghetti
直到你把它搞得又热又湿
until you get it hot and wet.
她因为上班喝酒被精子库开除了
She got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job!
瑞奇·佩蒂亚
Rickey Pedia!
如果你必须走
And if you must go
亲爱的 我给你自由
Oh darling I"ll set you free
但我知道终有一时
But I know in time
我们会在一起
That we"ll be together
现在我不会试着
Now I won"t try
阻止你现在的离开
To stop you now from leaving
因为于我心中我知道
"Cause in my heart I know
爱会指引你回来
Love will lead you back
我只知道会是某天
Someday I just know
爱会指引你重回我拥抱
That love will lead you back to my arms