美剧《开心汉堡店》第一季第一集Part501-中英文对照台词剧本(3)

你的小凳子就放在柜台后面了
I put your little step stool back here.
但是不可以改黑板上的字
But do not alter anything on the chalkboard.
要是我想到更好的点子了呢
Well, what if I think of something better?
这种事几乎无法避免
Which would be almost impossible not to do.
你不会想出更好的点子
You will not think of something better,
- 因为"新品培根出炉"很完美 也很喜庆
Because "New bacon-ings" is perfect. It"s hilarious.
有木有 我想 还是把粉笔拿走好
Right? You know what, I"m taking the chalk.
就好像我没粉笔了似的
Like I don"t have chalk.
Gene 你负责外边 给路人发免费样品
Gene, you"re outside, nicely offering people
- 态度要好 知道吗 - 交给我吧
A free sample, all right? I"m on it!
但是那些从隔壁火葬场出来的人
But people coming out of the crematorium next door;
- 明显是戴孝的那些 - 咋啦
People obviously in mourning... Yeah?
别发样品给他们
Don"t offer them samples.
老爸 我穿着这身出去
Dad, when I"m in character out there,
就完全投入角色了
I get in a zone!
就没心思去分辨 谁是戴孝的谁又不是了
I can"t keep track of who"s in mourning and who isn"t.