美剧《爱你，维克托》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(6)

开学愉快 瘦小伙
Happy first day of school, flaco.
那是谁
Who is that?
早 我记不清我们定的是七点还是七点一刻
Hey. I couldn"t remember if we said seven, or 7:15.
所以你六点四十五就来了
So you showed up at 6:45?
四十 我敲门前在门口站了五分钟
40. I stood outside your door for five minutes before knocking.
我不想看上去太急切
I didn"t want to seem too eager.
好吧
Okay.
你真幸运
Man, you"re lucky.
我愿意争破头当学校的新学生
I would kill to be the new kid at school.
为什么
What? Why?
你可以为所欲为啊
The whole world is your oyster.
在新学校 你可以成为任何想成为的人
New school, you can be whoever you wanna be.
我们其他人的命运几年前就决定了 拿我来说
The rest of us had our destinies determined years ago. Take me.
五年级的第一天
First day of fifth grade,
我被躲避球砸中了裤裆
I got hit in the crotch playing dodge ball,
于是有个叫安德鲁的混蛋散播谣言
and this jackass named Andrew started a rumor
说我只剩了一个睾丸
saying I lost a testicle.
从那之后 他们就叫我"独蛋侠"
Ever since then, they called me "Lone Stone."