电影《在黑暗中讲述的恐怖故事（2019）》Part1-中英文对照台词(4)

你出门约会是不是丑了一点
Aren"t you too ugly to go on a date?
你这小混蛋
You little turd.
奥吉来了 我走了
Auggie"s here, gotta run.
你闭嘴
I don"t wanna hear it.
我以为你会打扮成蜘蛛侠
Thought you were gonna be Spider-Man.
是啊 看多了就习惯了
Yeah, well, get used to it, okay.
东西准备好了 好戏可以开始了
I got the goods, so let"s banana split.
别盯着我姐姐看 你这变态
Stop staring at my sister, you perv.
你就不能消停一下
Hey, can you not?
这些触须一点也不逼真
I mean, these antennae aren"t even realistic.
再说了 蜘蛛人
And, if anything, a spider man
应该有八条腿 而不是四条
should have eight arms, not four.
行吧 最起码我没打扮成小丑
Okay. At least I"m not a clown.
最后说一次 我是男丑角
For the last time, I"m a Pierrot.
这是十七世纪即兴喜剧里面的一种角色
It"s a 17th-century character from la commedia dell"arte.
小丑
Clown.
你知道那都含有什么成分吗
Do you even know what"s in those?
就是那些化学毒物让我们部队得霍奇金淋巴瘤
It"s the same toxic chemicals that"s giving our troops Hodgkin"s lymphoma
让南越南妇女乳汁结块
and curdling the breast milk of the South Vietnamese.