美剧《辛普森一家》第二十八季第一集Part211-中英文对照台词剧本(3)

平静的暴动
破坏活动造成的损失为零
the total cost of the damage is zero dollars.
6频道新闻
侯默 你参与暴动了吗
Homer, were you in that riot?
马姬 拜托
Marge, please.
我可是这片社区的领导
I"m a leader in this community.
为回应抗议
In response to the outcry,
猪油小子的总公司
Lard Lad"s parent company,
天津冶炼采矿甜甜圈公司
Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts,
发表了以下声明
has issued the following statement:
"我们将给猪油小子重塑新雕像"
"We are rebranding Lard Lad with an updated statue."
重塑
Rebranding.
这话的意思就是他们认输了 老爸
That just means admitting failure, Dad.
认输
Admitting failure.
春田的居民们
People of Springfield,
让我们欢迎…
please welcome Mr....
我就知道会卡壳…冯·利先生
I know I"m gonna mangle this... Lee Fong.
其实 我的名字是罗伯特·陈
Uh, actually, it"s pronounced Robert Chan.
下面 有请原猪油小子的原型
And now, please welcome the model for the original Lard Lad,
老猪腰子子先生
Mr. Laird Lad.
今天的名字都好变态啊
A lot of crazy names today.
女士们 先生们 请看英勇且光彩夺目的