美剧《无耻之徒（英版）（2004）》第五季第一集Part1-中英文对照(6)

如果你要撸管的话 你至少该锁上门吧
If you"re gonna have a wank, at least lock the door.
我没在撸
I weren"t wanking.
你太恶心了
You"re sick.
我没有撸 黛儿 等等
I"m not. Debs, wait.
别挡道
Out the way.
- 我没有在撸管 我是在... - 在干嘛
- I weren"t wanking, I were... - What?
我...我在祈祷
I... I were praying.
- 编理由也要编个让人信服的吧 - 我真在祈祷
- At least make it believable. - I was!
自从跟米娜分了之后我好久没滚过床单了
I haven"t had my end away since Meena.
我两颗蛋涨得跟足球似的
I"ve got bollocks like footballs.
你以为耶稣会帮你泡到一些
You think Jesus is gonna help you get some girl
自己深陷困境还在忧心着国家命运的妞吗
on her back, thinking of England?
我没想让她操心国家命运
I don"t want her to think of England.
我知道你想要什么
I know what you want,
但是祈祷是不能帮你得偿所愿的
and praying isn"t going to get it yer.
怎么可能不能
How not?
- 吃午饭再见 - 快点 我们要迟到了
- See you for lunch. - Come on, we"ll be late.
你这几天跟安西娅·特纳一样春风得意啊 对吧
Quite the little Anthea Turner these days, aren"t you?
我们今天不会让奶奶把我们惹急了的 对吧 凯蒂