老友记第3季第10集：瑞秋辞职(14)

你卖了几盒？ 你看。517盒！
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
老天，你怎么办到的？
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as "Laser Floyd" was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes!
前两天晚上我离开博物馆的时候 天文馆正在放激光佛洛依德。我随随便便，就卖了五十盒！
That"s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, "the munchies." So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: "Cookie Dude!"
这时我想到成功的关键就是 "贪嘴"。所以我开始在午夜时分到纽约大学的宿舍去。我把饼干论箱卖。他们叫我"饼干佬"！
Rachel: Okay, stop what you"re doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers...
放下手边的事。我需要人，帮我塞信封、舔邮票。
Ross: Oh hey, who did these resumes for ya?
谁帮你写履历表的？
Chandler: Me! On my computer.
我！用我的电脑写的。
Ross: Well you sure used a large font.
你还真用了够大号的黑体字。
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee house and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
对，"咖啡厅的服务生"和啦啦队队长，占不了多少空间。
Rachel: Hey hey hey that"s funny! You"re funny Chandler! You"re a funny guy! You know what else is really funny? !