美剧《神烦警探》第七季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(7)

I can tell something else is going on,
你也不用假装生那条狗的气了
you don"t have to pretend to be mad at the dog.
首先 我没有在假装
First of all, I"m not pretending.
那条狗就是个废物
That dog sucks!
其次就是...
Also...
我月经迟了 我怀疑我可能怀了孕
My period"s late, I think I might be pregnant.
-哇靠 -我不能怀孕
- Oh, damn. - I can"t be pregnant!
我跟杰克当时说好了一年后再尝试怀孩子
Jake and I agreed to wait at least a year until we tried.
我还没找好妇产科医生
I haven"t found an OB,
我也还没为小孩排队申请好幼儿园
I"m not on any preschool waiting lists,
我昨天一天
and I spent all of yesterday
跟希契科克同处一室 闻着他的新香水
in a room with Hitchcock and his new cologne,
那对宝宝也绝对有害无益
which can"t be good for the baby...
而且香水名字就叫
it is literally called
寨卡[病毒]
Zika!
好啦 放轻松
Okay, relax,
你应该没怀孕 非常有可能只是
You"re probably not pregnant, it"s entirely possible
希契科克的香水影响了你的月经周期
Hitchcock"s cologne disrupted your cycle.
是的 没错
Right, yes.
你说的的确是非常有可能
That is a very real possibility.