美剧《金色年代》第五季第一集Part158-中英文对照台词剧本(7)

-天啊 -你或许是其他孩子的舍监
- Oh, dear. - You might be the other kid"s R.A.,
但当涉及到我的小宝贝时 你就是我
but when it comes to my little pickle, you"re me.
确保她吃好睡好一切正常是你的职责
It"s your job to see that she"s fed, well-rested, and regular.
其实我很肯定我的职责只是发宣传册
Actually, I"m pretty sure my job is to hand out pamphlets
确保没人在晚十点后大声喧哗
and make sure no one"s being loud after 10:00.
不再是了
Not anymore.
这里有各种药品
Here"s a variety of medicines to help
来应付爱丽卡的过敏症或胃反酸
with Erica"s allergies and sour tummy.
如果今年流感季提前开始
Now, if flu season comes early this year,
你能不能炖鸡汤给她
how"s your chicken soup game?
汤真的不归我管
Soup"s really not my area.
我不过就是个舍监
I"m more of a resident advisor.
你的迷你冰箱带冷冻格吧
You have a freezer in your mini-fridge.
把这个冻进去以备不时之需
Keep this in there in case of emergencies.
我可以把里面的小冰格拿出来
I can take out the tiny little ice tray,
但我想可能还是放不进去
but I"m still not sure that would fit.
我指望你能胜任这项重要任务
You have given me zero confidence