美剧《摩斯探长前传》第七季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(2)

What do you think you"re doing, eh, touching her like that?
快滚出去
Get out. Come on.
Come on. Get out.
你们会喜欢的
You"ll like this one,
这则很好笑 听好了
you"ll like one, have a listen.
我有只狗 我很爱它
So, I"ve got this dog and I love my dog,
但有一天我带它去看兽医
but I had to take it to the vets the other day,
兽医看了看它
vet took one look at it,
抱起它 看了它的眼睛
picked him up, checked his eyes,
它的耳朵和牙齿
checked his ears, checked his teeth.
然后说 很抱歉 我得让这只狗减肥[安乐死]
Then he went, "I"m really sorry, I"ve gotta put the dog down."
我哭着问 为什么要让它安乐死
I burst into tears, why you gotta put him down?
他说 它太胖了
He said, "He"s really heavy."
有一个爱尔兰人...
So, there"s this, er, Irish man...
这篮再加三块炸鸡
Three more chicken in a basket.
这篮要两只炸大虾
Two scampi in a basket.
你还好吗 珍
You all right, Jen?
没事
Yeah.
抱歉 托尼
Yeah, sorry, Tony.
我很好 就是有点头晕
I"m fine. It was just a turn.
我没事的
I"ll be all right.