美剧《超能少年（2009）》第四季第一集Part107-中英文对照台词(2)

好像有点难听 自从她中风后
Not since the stroke. That was a joke.
她就情不自禁犯傻逼 逗你玩呢
Me mum hasn"t had a stroke!
我妈没中过风
She did recently have a hysterectomy.
但她最近是做了子宫切除
Not a whole lot of laughs that week.
那个礼拜真笑不出来
Oh, my God. The crying!
天呐 哭得跟什么似的
"They took my womanhood!"
"他们拿走了我的女人器官"
I was like, "Mum!
我就说"妈"
"Spare me the graphic, biological details."
"别跟我说那些生动的生物细节"
Did they tell you nine o"clock? Cos they said nine to me.
是九点么? 他们跟我说的九点
Oh, yes! Fuck me harder!
耶 用力操我!
Oh, yes, I like it when you do that. Oh!
耶 我喜欢你搞这个 哦
Who are you?
你们是谁?
We"re here for our Community Service.
我们是来做社区服务的
Who are you?
你是谁?
I am your probation worker.
我是你们的缓刑监督官
Fuck this tight little ass hole!
操我屁眼啊
That"s not... That is just wrong.
这不是...这不对
That is not how, that is not how God intended it.
这不是 这不是上帝的旨意
Bloody spam emails. Deleted.