美剧《超能少年（2009）》第二季第一集Part30-中英文对照台词(6)

他已经死了
What the fuck?!
我操?!
You should see the looks on your faces.
你们丫这表情太可笑了
Classic!
经典
Hey,guess what?
嘿 猜猜怎么着?
I"m immortal!
我能永生!
Can you believe this shit?
太不可思议了
I told you I had a power. Oh!
我就说我肯定有能力的 噢!
Looks like they saved the best for last,huh?
我才是终极牛逼的 是吧?
Immortality. That"s off the A list.
永生 你立马就被比下去了
You stupid wanker!
你个臭傻逼!
Ow! Stop hitting me!
噢! 别打了!
I thought you were dead!
我还以为你死了呢!
"I thought I"d never see her again. "
我还以为再也见不到她了
So if you"re not dead,how come you smell so bad?
你没死怎么身上一股臭味儿?
I appear to have shat myself.
我屎都拉在裤裆里了
Were you having a wank in there?
你在里面还打飞机来着?
So what if I was?
是又怎么样?
A man can"t enjoy a quick shuffle in his own coffin?
一个男人在自己的棺材里就不能享受了?
It"s not like I was expecting visitors.
我又不知道正好有人来探望我
And you,you little freak!
你 你个小怪胎!
What was that on the roof of the community centre?