电影《美国派2（2001）》Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(5)

I wanna show you what you"re missing
看她今天穿什么
See what they are today, dude. See what they are today
准备好 答案要揭晓了
Okay, here we go. Moment of truth
-她穿有红心的内裤 -炫哦
-There"s little hearts on her panties! -Super
她穿有红心的内裤 快看啊
There"s little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look
搞什么?干嘛不看
What the fuck, man? Come on!
我对你太失望了
I"m disappointed in you
到现在你才上过一个女的
Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl
才一个
One
你是我们男性的耻辱
You"re a disgrace to men everywhere
你看我 一上大一就做了2 3次
Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year...
而且图书馆那次还不算
and I"m not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby
你为什么不学我?
All right, here"s a new idea for you, Stifler, okay?
交一个要好的女朋友
You find a girl. You two become best friends
就不用数自己做过多少次
You don"t bother counting how many times you have sex with each other
-还可以笑那些数的人 -我有个建议
-You laugh at the people who do count. -Here"s a new idea for you