美剧《燃情克利夫兰》第五季第一集Part221-中英文对照台词剧本(2)

但是言归正传 今晚
But, for tonight, without any further ado.
洛杉矶影视城直播
Live from Studio City,
这是《燃情克利夫兰》
this is "Hot in Cleveland."
简直难以置信
I can"t believe this.
艾米特和我终于结婚了
Emmet and I finally get married
现在他穿着我的衣服越狱了
and now he has escaped from prison wearing my clothes.
维多利亚的丈夫是世界一流的演员
Victoria"s husband is a world class actor.
而且也是伪装的高手
And as such, a master of disguise.
别乱入 特里伯克
We got this, Trebek.
虽然你没帮他越狱
Even though you didn"t help him escape,
但你也是从犯
you are an accessory.
也许你该自己去自首
Maybe you should just turn yourself in to the police.
或者也许我该等着艾米特的消息
Or maybe I should wait to hear from Emmet.
我不知道该怎么办
I don"t know what to do.
我需要时间来思考
I just need time to think.
如果我可以躲在警察
If only there were a hideout I could go
找不到我的藏身之地就好了
to where the police couldn"t find me.
如果我们中有人有过犯罪史就好了
If only someone among us had a criminal past.
曾经嫁给了黑帮成员
And was once married to the mob.