美剧《燃情克利夫兰》第五季第一集Part221-中英文对照台词剧本(5)

No rule that says you can"t combine kidnapping with a little touchup.
我只想打点肉毒杆菌 不要太夸张
I just wanna a little Botox, I don"t want too crazy.
只有我会做整容手术
I"m the only one getting plastic surgery
在手术做完 我康复之前
and no one is going anywhere until it"s done
你们哪儿也不许去
and I"m all healed up.
那可能要好几周时间呢
That could take weeks.
还要等着定型
And then there is the settling
你还是只能和闺蜜一起吃午餐
and then you can still only go to lunch with your best friends.
或者我现在就可以开枪打死你们
Or I can shoot you right now.
很好 你们三个别闲着 去做点东西来吃
Good, you three make yourself useful and go fix us something to eat.
你会希望倒不如开枪打死她们算了
Oh, you are going to wish you had shot them.
抱歉 我是梅米·苏 第一次当人质
Excuse me, Maime Sue, first time hostage,
很久以来都担心成为人质
long time fearer of being a hostage.
我只想知道 明天我们能不能走了
I was just wondering if we could be out by tomorrow
因为有老年中心读书会
because it"s our senior center book club meeting.
我们在读《格雷的五十道阴影》[情色小说]