电影《幸运查克（2007）》Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(6)

Do bridesmaids give head in the coat room? Of course I want to go!
你知道在婚礼上泡妞有多简单?
You know how easy it is to score at a wedding?
你可曾在婚礼上泡到妞?
Have you ever scored at a wedding?
人家我宁缺勿滥嘛
Pacing myself.
你一定感觉很怪 半年前凯特还是你的女朋友
Must be weird. You were dating Katie six months ago,
-现在她就要嫁给一个医生 -我也是医生
-and now she"s marrying a doctor. -I"m a doctor.
人家是心脏科医生 你只是牙医
He"s a heart surgeon. You"re a dentist.
那就好比将军和小兵同样都在军队服役一样
It"s like saying General Patton and Colonel Mustard are both military men.
嗨 史都医生
Hi, Dr. Stu.
娜塔莉
Natalie.
史都·华克莱敏斯基 整形外科医生
我对着她的乳房X光片打手枪
I jerk off to her mammograms.
我真爱我的工作 每天就像在过圣诞节一样
God, I love my job. Every day is like Christmas.
你今天有哪些病人?
Who are you working over today?
查尔斯·罗根 牙医
查理医生 你迟到五分钟了
Dr. Charlie, you"re five minutes late!
有四个人要补牙 三个洗牙 两个牙冠和一个根管治疗
You"ve got four fillings, three cleanings, two crowns, and a canal.
你今天有太多病人 我可没那耐心
You"ve got too many patients, and I"ve got too little patience