电影《幸运查克（2007）》Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(7)

让你在走廊上和隆乳医生聊天扯八卦
for you to be gabbing gossip with Dr. Boob Jobs in the hallway.
你今天好吗 莉芭?
How are you today, Reba?
你刚才偷看我的胸部?
Were you just looking at my tits?
我对这份上天赐予的赠礼 可是很满意!
Because I am more than happy with what the Lord Almighty gave me.
我刚才没有看...
I wasn"t looking at your...
走吧 查理医生
Come on, Dr. Charlie.
好 你帮我抬轿
Okay, you"re my wingman.
万一金发的那个问起 就说我是发明起司条的亿万富翁
If the blonde asks, I"m the billionaire who invented string cheese.
红发那个问起 就说我是
If it"s that redhead, tell her
《We Are The World》的作曲者
I wrote "We Are the World."
如果是这个小辣妹...
And, uh, if it"s that cheerleader hottie over there,
我的老二是金氏世界记录冠军
my penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records:
是粗围不是长度 一定要讲得很有说服力 我的妈呀
Girth, not length. I want it to sound believable. Holy shit.
下半身开始启动
Activate pelvis.
唷!唷!唷! 各位别太猴急
Yo, yo, yo, hold on to your pantyhose.
婚礼女主角现在要向各位嘉宾敬酒!
The hostess with the mostest has got a toastess.