「中英文」元宇宙之雪崩（1）(2)

当他们给他工作时，他们给了他一把枪。送货员从不以现金交易，但无论如何有人可能会追上他——可能要他的车，或他的货物。这把枪小巧、航空风格、重量轻，是时装设计师会携带的那种枪；它发射的飞镖速度是 SR-71 间谍飞机的五倍，当你用完它时，你必须把它插到点烟器上，因为它是靠电运行的。
The Deliverator never pulled that gun in anger, or in fear. He pulled it once in Gila Highlands. Some punks in Gila Highlands, a fancy Burbclave, wanted themselves a delivery, and they didn"t want to pay for it. Thought they would impress the Deliverator with a baseball bat. The Deliverator took out his gun, centered its laser doo-hickey on that poised Louisville Slugger, fired it. The recoil was immense, as though the weapon had blown up in his hand. The middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting star. Punk ended up holding this bat handle with milky smoke pouring out the end. Stupid look on his face. Didn"t get nothing but trouble from the Deliverator.
送货员从来没有在愤怒或恐惧中拔出那把枪。他在吉拉高地拉过一次。吉拉高地的一些朋克，一个花哨的 Burbclave，想要送货，他们不想付钱。以为他们会用棒球棒给送货员留下深刻印象。送货员拿出他的枪，用激光打口哨对准那位沉着冷静的路易斯维尔重击手，开火了。后坐力很大，就好像手中的武器炸了一样。棒球棒的中间三分之一变成了燃烧的锯末柱，像一颗爆裂的星星一样向四面八方加速。朋克最终握着这个蝙蝠手柄，末端冒出乳白色的烟雾。他脸上露出愚蠢的表情。除了来自交付者的麻烦之外，什么也没得到。