「中英文」元宇宙之雪崩（1）(3)

Since then the Deliverator has kept the gun in the glove compartment and relied, instead, on a matched set of samurai swords, which have always been his weapon of choice anyhow. The punks in Gila Highlands weren"t afraid of the gun, so the Deliverator was forced to use it. But swords need no demonstrations.
从那以后，送货员一直将枪放在手套箱中，取而代之的是一套匹配的武士刀，无论如何这一直是他选择的武器。吉拉高地的小混混们并不害怕这把枪，所以送货员被迫使用它。但是剑不需要演示。
The Deliverator"s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator"s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car"s tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator"s car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady"s thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.