「中英文」元宇宙之雪崩（1）(4)

送货员的汽车有足够的势能装在电池中，可以将一磅培根发射到小行星带中。与 bimbo box 或 Burb beater 不同，Deliverator 的汽车通过张开的、闪闪发光的、抛光的括约肌来卸载动力。当送货员放下锤子时，事情就发生了。你想谈谈接触补丁吗？您的汽车轮胎有微小的接触斑，在四个舌头大小的地方与沥青交谈。 Deliverator 的车有很大的粘性轮胎，轮胎上有一个胖女人的大腿那么大的接触斑。送货员与道路保持联系，开始就像糟糕的一天，停在比塞塔上。
Why is the Deliverator so equipped? Because people rely on him. He is a roll model. This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it-talking trade balances here—once we"ve brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they"re making cars in Bolivia and microwave ovens in Tadzhikistan and selling them here—once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel—once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of what a Pakistani brickmaker would consider to be prosperity-y"know what? There"s only four things we do better than anyone else.