「中英文」元宇宙之雪崩（1）(9)

如果 30 分钟的最后期限到期，灾难的消息会被闪现到 CosaNostra Pizza 总部，并从那里转达给 Enzo 叔叔本人——西西里上校 Sanders，Bensonhurst 的 Andy Griffith，许多快递员的噩梦中挥舞着剃刀的直接虚构，Capo以及 CosaNostra Pizza, Incorporated 的主要傀儡——他将在五分钟内给客户打电话，并深表歉意。第二天，恩佐叔叔将乘坐喷气式直升机降落在客户的院子里，再道歉一些，并让他免费去意大利旅行——他所要做的就是签署一堆让他成为 CosaNostra 的公众人物和发言人的新闻稿比萨，并基本上结束了他所知道的私人生活。他会从整个事情中走出来，觉得不知何故，他欠黑手党一个人情。
The Deliverator does not know for sure what happens to the driver in such cases, but he has heard some rumors. Most pizza deliveries happen in the evening hours, which Uncle Enzo considers to be his private time. And how would you feel if you had to interrupt dinner with your family in order to call some obstreperous dork in a Burbclave and grovel for a late fucking pizza? Uncle Enzo has not put in fifty years serving his family and his country so that, at the age when most are playing golf and bobbling their granddaughters, he can get out of the bathtub dripping wet and lie down and kiss the feet of some sixteen-year-old skate punk whose pepperoni was thirty-one minutes in coming. Oh, God. It makes the Deliverator breathe a little shallower just to think of the idea.