「中英文」元宇宙之雪崩（1）(7)

没有再发生。披萨外卖是一个主要行业。一个受管理的行业。来自阿布哈兹、卢旺达、瓜纳华托、南杰尔，无法写出英文句子，人们去 CosaNostra Pizza 大学学习四年，对披萨的了解更甚于Bedouin对沙子的了解。他们已经研究过这个问题。绘制门口交货时间纠纷的频率。连线早期的交付者来记录，然后分析辩论策略、语音压力直方图、白人中产阶级 A 型 Burbclave 居住者所采用的独特语法结构，他们违反所有逻辑决定这是他们个人 Custerian 的地方反对他们生活中所有陈旧乏味的事物：他们会在打电话的时候撒谎或自欺欺人，然后给自己免费吃披萨；不，他们应该得到一份免费的披萨以及他们的生命、自由和对任何事物的追求，这是他妈的不可分割的。派心理学家到这些人的家里，给他们一台免费电视让他们接受匿名采访，让他们使用测谎仪，研究他们的脑电波，因为他们向他们展示了色情女王、深夜车祸和萨米戴维斯的断断续续、莫名其妙的电影, 把他们放在气味芬芳的紫红色墙壁的房间里，问他们关于道德的问题，如此令人困惑，以至于即使是耶稣会士也无法不犯下小罪。
The analysts at CosaNostra Pizza University concluded that it was just human nature and you couldn"t fix it, and so they went for a quick cheap technical fix: smart boxes. The pizza box is a plastic carapace now, corrugated for stiffness, a little LED readout glowing on the side, telling the Deliverator how many trade imbalance-producing minutes have ticked away since the fateful phone call. There are chips and stuff in there. The pizzas rest, a short stack of them, in slots behind the Deliverator"s head. Each pizza glides into a slot like a circuit board into a computer, clicks into place as the smart box interfaces with the onboard system of the Deliverator"s car. The address of the caller has already been inferred from his phone number and poured into the smart box"s built-in RAM. From there it is communicated to the car, which computes and projects the optimal route on a heads-up display, a glowing colored map traced out against the windshield so that the Deliverator does not even have to glance down.