老友记是第1季第1集——中英对照台词

There"s nothing to tell!
这没什么好说的
He"s just some guy I work with!
他不过是我的同事
C"mon, you"re going out with the guy!
少来了你们都在约会了
There"s gotta be something wrong with him!
这个男人一定有什么问题
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背
Wait, does he eat chalk?
等等他吃粉笔吗
Just, "cause, I don"t want her to go through
我只是不想你
what I went through with Carl
重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会
It"s just two people going out to dinner
只不过是两个人出去吃个饭
and not having sex.
而且不会上床
Sounds like a date to me.
听起来像是和我约会
Alright, so I"m back in high school,
于是我回到了高中学校
I"m standing in the middle of the cafeteria
我站在食堂中间
and I realize I am totally naked.
然后发现自己全身赤裸
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
噢做过那种梦
Then I look down, and I realize there"s a phone
然后我低下头看见那里有一部
there.
大哥大
- Instead of...? - That"s right.
-那话儿变成了 -没错
- Never had that dream. - No.