老友记是第1季第1集——中英对照台词(2)

-这种梦倒从未做过 -没有
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
突然那电话响起来了
And it turns out it"s my mother,
结果是我妈打来的
which is very-very weird because-
这非常非常奇怪
she never calls me!
因为她从来不打电话给我
Hi.
嗨
This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀
Are you okay, sweetie?
你还好吧亲爱的
I just feel like someone reached down my throat
我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙
grabbed my small intestine,
抓住我的小肠
pulled it out of my mouth
从我嘴里扯出来
and tied it around my neck...
然后缠在我脖子上
Cookie?
饼干
Carol moved her stuff out today
卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了
- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.
-我帮你泡杯咖啡 -谢了
No, no don"t! Stop cleansing my aura!
不不要别再净化我的灵气了
No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
求你了别碰我的灵气好吗
I"ll be fine, alright?
我会没事的好吧
Really, everyone. I hope she"ll be very happy.
真的各位我希望她能幸福
- No you don"t. - No I don"t,
-不你不会 -没错我不会的
to hell with her, she left me!
去她的她甩掉了我
And you never knew she was a lesbian...