美剧《外星居民（2021）》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(5)

但我来了
But here I am.
我的第一次真正的测试
My first real test.
如果你说我的种族比人类高级一些
To say my species is more advanced than humans
那简直是在贬低我们种族
would be a massive understatement.
如果宇宙有智力排行
If the universe had a scale for intelligence,
人类绝对排在蜥蜴后面
humans would land right below lizards.
我们在等着呢
Well, we"re waiting.
你好 医生 我是本
Ah, hello, doctor. I"m Ben.
我是镇长
I"m the mayor.
谢谢你找他来 迈克
Thanks for getting him, Mike.
我说了叫我大黑
I told you to call me Big Black.
我不是很想这么叫你
Yeah. I"m not comfortable with that.
谢谢你能来
Thank you so much for coming.
我们只能先关闭诊所了
Obviously, we had to close down the clinic,
这也造成了一些麻烦
which has been a bit of a problem
因为最近的医院离这里有三小时车程
since the nearest hospital is over three hours away.
尸体就在这里
The body is right down here.
根据味道
I"d say, from the smell,
我判断她已经死亡至少六小时了
she"s been dead at least six hours.
搞什么鬼
What the mother hell?
-你没死 -当然了