美剧《舞台剧》第二季第一集Part23-中英文对照台词剧本(3)

没有
No, no.
我们仍在等待
We"re still waiting.
在你等待期间 大卫和麦克
OK, well, while you wait, David and Michael,
十分欢迎你们来到我的节目
massive congratulations on the show.
-虽然合同规定我必须这么说 -谢谢
- I know I have to say that, contractually, - Thank you.
-但我也真是这么想的 这剧很有趣 -谢谢
- but genuinely, I mean it. Very funny. - Thanks very much. Cheers.
第一个问题 剧里哪些是真的 哪些不是
First question, I guess, is what"s real and what"s not?
例如 西蒙真的有那么蠢吗
Like, is Simon that much of an idiot?
没有吧...
N-Nooo...
没有...
No...
但麦克确实会冲鸟喊
Michael does shout at birds.
我的头发跟鸟窝似的 所以先兵后礼比较好
Well, I have a bird"s nest for hair, so it helps to be courteous.
所以那都只是节目效果对吧
But it was a television show.
都只是节目效果 没错
It was a television show. Yes.
-那房子真的是西蒙妹妹的吗？ -不是
- So, I mean, does Simon"s sister own that house? - No.
所以 你没写剧本 你妻子也没写小说
So what - no screenplay, no novel?
没有胡萝卜 没有菠萝 啥都没有
No carrots, no pineapples. None of it.
-但感觉很真实 -谢谢夸奖