美剧《舞台剧》第二季第一集Part23-中英文对照台词剧本(5)

我不信 他可是喜剧泰斗
I don"t believe... He"s... He"s a comedy titan!
罗梅什 大卫说的很多笑话
So, Romesh, most of David"s contributions
讲的都是这种奇怪又晦涩的梗
were based on these sort of bizarre, obscure references.
是啊 所以才会被剪掉
Yeah. Well, that"s why they"re cut.
我的梗都太高级了 不适合黄金时段的观众
I"m a little too intellectual for primetime.
而且它们一点都不好笑
And not funny.
至少我没靠着懒洋洋的木偶模仿来博人一笑
Well, at least I didn"t resort to lazy Muppet impressions, did I?
我的木偶秀一点也不懒洋洋好吗
There was nothing lazy about my Muppet!
我当时都累死了
I was exhausted!
你知道迈克·亚伍德是谁吗 迈克尔爵士
Do you know who Mike Yarwood is, Sir Michael?
嗯 其实我认识迈克·亚伍德
Yeah, I actually know Mike Yarwood.
真的吗 我都没意识到...他还在工作
Really? I didn"t realise he was still, er...working.
我们再来看一个片段
Well, let"s have another clip.
很好
Great.
好的
Lovely.
罗梅什·兰加纳坦的
半年隔离时光
-好了 开始放视频了 -好的
- And we"re off. - Okay.
-你放的是哪一段 -饼干罐那段
- Which one is it? - It"s, er, cookie jar.
我们已经玩过好多次了