美剧《尖叫皇后（2015）》第一季第一集Part73-中英文对照台词(6)

动不动拍我马屁吗
and blow a compliment up my butt?
没人喜欢马屁精 香奈儿五号
Nobody likes a suck-up, Chanel #5.
香奈儿小姐 我差点忘了
Oh, Ms. Chanel, I almost forgot.
教务长打来电话 说要立刻见您
The Dean of students called, and she needs to see you right away.
我就实话实说了
I"m gonna be honest.
我讨厌姐妹会 也讨厌你
I hate sororities, and I hate you.
多年来 我已经看了太多
For years, I"ve seen the damage
你们所谓的姐妹情谊残害了多少女孩
these so-called sisterhoods have had on young girls.
是因为你姓"蒙什"
Do you think you like to munch box
所以才喜欢蒙头舔逼呢
because your last name is Munsch,
还是这只是巧合
or is that just a coincidence?
首先 我不是拉拉
First of all, I"m not a lesbian.
其次 你这个样子就是问题所在
Second, this is exactly what I"m talking about.
在现实世界里
You see, out in the real world,
人们是不会跟别人这么说话的
people just don"t talk that way to other people.
这样很怪
It"s not normal.
我不知道你是否清楚
Now, I"m not sure you"re aware,
我已经不再是副教务长了
but I"m no longer Associate Dean.