美剧《尖叫皇后（2015）》第一季第一集Part73-中英文对照台词(4)

香奈儿五号
Chanel #5.
我当然就是香奈儿一号
I"m Chanel #1, obvi.
本来还有香奈儿四号的 不过她得了脑膜炎
There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis.
她说"我病了 我得回家"
She was like, "I"m sick. I have to go home."
我就说"不准走 留下"
And I was like, "No. Stay."
但她还是回家了 然后就死了
But she went home anyway, and then she died.
我又一次判断正确
So another thing I was right about.
姐妹们生物课见
I"ll see you ladies in bio.
我10点得灌肠
I have a colonic at 10:00.
很多人都讽刺姐妹会排外
A lot of people talk smack about how sororities
说我们有等级观念
are exclusive and they"re a class system.
你猜怎么着
Well, guess what.
人生来就分三六九等
Life is a class system.
而姐妹会就是世上仅存一方圣土
And a sorority is the one place left in the world
让你可以自行挑选身边的人
where you get to pick and choose the people around you.
这位正清除地毯上贪食症患者呕吐物的
That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit
肥胖症患者是贝恩女士
out of the carpet is Ms. Bean.
我管她叫"白嬷嬷"