美剧《心向快乐》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本

心向快乐
第一季 第一集
不过我不得不承认
Although, actually, I have to say,
这并不是你们不脱衣服就能享受到的最爽的事
I don"t think it"s the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
就是不脱衣服做爱而已
It"s fucking with your clothes on.
我诚意推荐 特别有趣 穿着燕尾服
I recommend it. It"s a lot of fun. Just, like, in a tuxedo.
把领结拉到一边
You know, pull your bowtie to the side.
把领带扯到后面 方便给别人口交
Like, rip the tie back so you can go down on someone.
真是完美的一天啊
It"s just like a really good day out.
你们喜欢吗 这家伙不喜欢
You guys like that? This guy doesn"t like it.
我今晚要讲新段子
I"m going to do new stuff tonight.
后面有群搞单身聚会的人
There"s a stag do in the back
每五分钟就大喊"屄"
that keeps shouting "Minge" every five minutes.
你速战速决
Just get on, get off,
快讲完快下台 明白吗
do what you"ve got to do, yeah?