美剧《心向快乐》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(4)

抱歉
Sorry.
-你在给谁发消息 -我没发消息
- Who are you texting? - I"m not texting.
我在玩消消乐
I"m playing Candy Crush.
不 没关系的 完全没关系
No, that"s fine. That"s absolutely fine.
我必须保持谦卑 那么...
It"s very important that I stay humble, so...
是我妈雇你来的吗
Did my mother hire you?
屄
Minge!
-好好笑 -太好笑了
- See, that"s funny. - That"s really funny!
天 我太爱那个了
God, I loved that!
它让你思考 一切都取决于看法
It just makes you think, like, everything is perspective.
比如...
You know, like...like, OK,
我看着它会看见一品脱玻璃杯 对吧
I look at this and I see a pint glass, right?
但你可能会看见...几颗榛子
But you might see some...hazelnuts, OK?
我们都不知道你看见了榛子
And we wouldn"t even know.
话说 我跟你说过火腿的事吗
Hey, have I ever told you my story about ham?
-没有 -你会喜欢的
- No. - You"re going to love it.
等一下
Hold that thought.
-我去衣帽间拿一下饭盒 -好
- Just going to go get my Tupperware from the cloakroom. - OK.
乔吉 你为什么硬拽我们过来 我真讨厌喜剧
George, why did you drag us here? I literally hate comedy.