美剧《奥卡菲娜是来自皇后区的诺拉》第一季第一集中英文剧本(2)

So like were you injured or in between jobs?
到底怎么回事
What was the deal there?
我刚拿到博士学位 我在休假
I was getting my PhD. I was on sabbatical.
妹子 我是上帝 我知道你在撒谎
Girl, I"m God. I know when you"re lying.
既然你知道我在撒谎 那还问什么呢
If you know I"m lying, then why-- why even ask?
你明白我的意思吗
You know what I mean?
很明显这是个测试 诺拉
It"s obviously a test, Nora.
猜猜还有什么测试
Hmm, guess what else is a test.
你这个婊子
You being a bitch.
你说什么
Excuse me?
你说上帝是婊子
Did you just call God a bitch?
我很肯定你说了
I"m pretty sure you did.
-不 我没有 -我有回放 看
- No, I didn"t. - I got playback, watch.
停 停 停
Stop, stop, stop.
Guess what else is a test.
好了 我走了
Okay, that"s it. I"m done here.
不 不 再来一次
No, no, give me one more.
不
No...
-诺拉 -u202d什么
- Nora? - u202dWhat?
u202d奶奶
u202dGrandma?
诺拉 u202d
Nora! u202d
-诺拉 -天啊
- Nora! - u202dJesus!
该起床了 下楼
Time to get up. Come downstairs.
-我做了点粥 -u202d粥