美剧《维亚童话故事》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(2)

- You see -- - I"ll sell them to you for a dollar a piece.
可是我没有钱
I don"t have any money, see.
这样如何 我们做笔交易
Well, how about this? We make a deal.
你想采多少莴苣都行 作为交换
You can have as much rampion as you"d like in exchange for,
这样吧 把你的第一个孩子给我
I don"t know, maybe, like, your firstborn kid?
反正我老婆也生不了孩子
My wife ain"t having no kid.
她的下面和火星的卫星表面一样贫瘠
She"s as barren as the moons of Mars.
成交
It"s a deal.
亲爱的 我给你准备了一个惊喜
Darling, I"ve got a surprise for you.
是莴苣吗
Is that rampion?
你感觉好点了吗
u202dIs it making you feel better?
好的不能再好了
I feel better than better.
把裤子脱了 你这个性感的莴苣贼
Take off those pantaloons, you sexy rampion thief.
是个男孩
It"s a boy!
我们成功了
We did it.
有了孩子后 任何不幸都不会再降临到我们头上了
Nothing bad will ever happen to us now that we have a baby.
我们会幸福快乐地生活下去
We"re going to live happily ever after.
谁啊 让他们滚远点
Who"s that? Tell them to go away.
你好 还记得我吗
Hi. Remember me?