电影《飞出个未来大电影1：班德大行动（2007）》Part1-中英文(7)

Who"s with me? I"m in!
我去 我去
I"m in. Yeah, I"ll go.
你们先去吧
You guys go ahead.
我得找到酒保给他这盒酒吧高脚凳软化剂
I gotta find the bartender and deliver this box of barstool softener.
先生 这是您的包裹
Here"s your package, sir.
你干吗对着我老二说话? 哦 抱歉 请在这儿签字
Why are you talking to my penis? Oh, sorry. Sign here.
能用一下你的笔吗? 不过 那不是…
Mind if I use your pen? Well, that"s not a...
名字首字母写这儿
And initial here.
感谢您选择星际快递
Thank you for using Planet Express.
嗨 弗莱 你屁股上居然有班德的纹身
Hey, Fry, I didn"t know you had a tattoo of Bender on your ass.
我 没啊
Me, neither.
你有我的纹身?
You got a tattoo of me?
不错啊 就像对着一面臭哄哄的镜子
Neat. It"s like looking in a smelly mirror.
只是一小点 没什么好大惊小怪的
So he"s got a little ink. Big whoop.
多好的阳光
Sweet photons.
不管光是波还是粒子 照在身上总是那么柔和
I don"t know if you"re waves or particles, but you go down smooth.
先生 能在我们的请愿书上签个字吗?
Sir, would you care to sign our petition?
我也反对很多事情 但还没到想写诉状的程度
I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.