美剧《不良教育（2012）》第三季第一集Part54-中英文对照台词(3)

我妈说只能剃光了 太糟糕了
It"s not awful. I prefer it shaved.
不糟糕啊 我很欣赏这个头型
I"ll take note of that. I thought you were working.
我记下了 - 你不是说很忙吗
Couldn"t resist. It"s all right, babe. Have a doughnut.
忍不住 - 没事的 来吃个炸圈饼
I can"t. I"m on a vegan diet.
我不能吃 我是素食主义者
Guys, have you been kidnapped by puberty?
大家伙 你们被青春期绑架了吗
You"ve all... changed.
你们都...变了
W-W-Willy wanker.
威-威-威利手淫
Right, my dad"s just nicked an iPad
我爸偷了一个iPad
so he"s chucking out all his old porn. Who wants what?
然后把所有的旧黄片都扔了 大家想要什么
Sweet Mitchell.
干的好Mitchell
My rock.
我坚实的后盾
What"s this lame-ass meeting about?
这该死的会议是关于什么的？
Fraser wants us to meet the new deputy head.
Fraser让我们见新任副校长
Hey, for our flat, why don"t we get a foosball table?
嘿 在我们的公寓 为什么没有桌上足球
Because we"re not a student union.
因为那不是学生活动楼
It"ll be romantic.
应该会很浪漫
As an idea, I"m ranking this alongside the hot tub
要是我的话 就应该先有热浴缸
or that Michael Buble doorbell.