美剧《极品老妈》第五季第一集Part128-中英文对照台词剧本

我刚在修贝弗莉的残渣处理器
I was just fixing Beverly"s disposal,
她跟我讲了个最搞笑的笑话
she told me the funniest joke.
我在学习
Studying.
高尔夫球和G点的区别是什么
What"s the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
男人永远不会停止寻找高尔夫球
A man will never stop looking for a golf ball.
很好笑 对吧
Hilarious, right?
男人是呆子
Men are oafs.
妈妈 求你了 我下周有法考
Mom, please, I"ve got my LSATs next week.
我必须学习
I"ve really got to study.
知道了 再问一次 法考是...
I get it. Once again, the LSATs are...?
法学院入学考试
Law School Admissions Test.
当然了 法考
Oh, sure, L-S-A-T.
这样好记多了
Oh, that"s an easy way to remember it.
-妈妈 -抱歉
- Mom! - Sorry, sorry,
我拿点吃的就不烦你了
I"ll just grab a bite and leave you to it.
我能只说一句话吗
Can I just say one thing?